Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
What an idiot
The tears were real y’all.
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Shaq getting ready for the attack
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Are cats even real?
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GUYS GUYS LOOK IT IS AN ARROW NECKLACE
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
This will forever be one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
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Pranking is like tough love, you only do it to those you actually like
Warning: these pranks may cause severe anger
I see these pranks EVERYWHERE!
More Facts on Psychofacts :)
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
How the hell do woman survive this?
Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth.
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything. Note most other animals can when they are born. Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution. I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.
why is this transparent
― Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (via psych-quotes)
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Love Disney? This blog is completely Disney!
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apparently americans don’t have maltesers is that right omg r u guys ok???????
what are malteasers??
is that a malteasers
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AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY
Stone the flaming crows!
I was just sitting here watching Aunty, when I decided to take a squiz at Tumblr to see if there were any grouse pictures of some dag in their trackie dacks and a pair of thongs or a couple of sheilas I’d like to root, and then I see this seppo saying that Aussie slang is shonky?! Absolutely spewing, hey.
(I’m not sledging you by calling you a galah or bungers or anything.)